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The Sex Your Business Deserves

The joy of a gasm

· Entrepreneur,Sex,Business

Have the Sex Your Business Deserves

When was the last time you had an orgasm?

When was the last time you had a trepgasm?

Do you realize there is a direct correlation of the two?

It is important to understand the terms first. For those who may have never experienced an orgasm, or a trepgasm for that matter, let me be clear on what I am referring to before you get tangled up and spanked (don't excuse the naughty connotation) by the notion of this piece. An orgasm (noun) is a climax of sexual excitement, characterized by feelings of pleasure centered in the genitalia which are commonly known as the vagina and penis according to a basic Google search. A trepgasm is, on the other hand, a term that is not yet "googleable" because I just created the term (YAY ME!). However, a trepgasm is a climax of entrepreneurial excitement characterized by feelings of pleasure centered in one of the four pillars of business individually or simultaneously which include the following: sales, marketing, operations and finance.

I've been a proponent of sexual health before this light night writing session. Often times when friends come to me about one issue or another, I can at times ascertain that from the different friend prescriptions that I could give them that run that gamut of prayer, meditation, exercise, solitude, laughter yoga and surrendering, there are times when I must say, "I think you really need to get laid...like yesterday". I've even had a few sexperts agree with my notion. I recently had the honor of hosting a virtual summit titled "Shift into Genius" where I brought over ten badass entrepreneurs into a conversation of enlightened and useful thought. Two individuals, Psalm Isadora and Dr. Drai Burch were also on and agreed that the release many entrepreneurs are forgetting is one of a sexual nature. I've also been committed to the success of entrepreneurs, from the bedroom to the boardroom, publicly since 2013. During that time I create a workbook for couples of all variations titled "365 Erotic Reasons Why I Love You". In that book, which is a partner's guide to essential sensuality, each person takes an active role in the rekindling of the romantic flame for a solid year.

There are benefits to having sex on your journey to becoming an entrepreneurial genius. According to the Institute for the Study of Labor, their research found people who have sex at least four times a week make more money than their peers. So that just hardened the point that I've been making! As entrepreneur we are not just concerned but at times obsessed by our bottom lines, and now there is proof that your bottom line may just be tied to your frequency of touching someone else's bottom. Another benefit to an increase in orgasms is your overall health. "Orgasm can block pain", says Barry R. Komisaruk, PhD, a distinguished professor at Rutgers, the State University of New Jersey. It releases a hormone that helps raise your pain threshold. "We've found that vaginal stimulation can block chronic back and leg pain, and many women have told us that genital self-stimulations can reduce menstrual cramps, arthritic pain, and in some cases even headache", Komisaruk says.

There are indeed signs that your business is in need of your body to acquire and merge with another or even yourself. Here are a few:

  1. OVERREACTING: If you are constantly blowing things out of proportion it could by your body that needs the adjustment rather than the subcontractor's attitude.
  2. NOSY PERV: So you want to hear all of the sexy details of the date that your friend went on last night rather than doing your quarterly SWOT analysis on your business? Let's just say it's time.
  3. SUBSTITUTION: When you have wanted an orgasm for so long but have given up hope so instead you find yourself reaching elated ecstasy at Popeye's or at the local rave. You can deny it, but what you resist persists.
  4. NEW COSTUMES: You know you have things in your closet (both women and men) that reveals just a little too much whether that is a low cut shirt or pants that are borderline vulgar or a new strut that suggests that you are open for business. If this is the case, understand that an orgasm and the trepgasm to follow is only a decision away.

What is the harm in testing the hypothesis? You may be experiencing a high level of frustration in your business at the moment. Your sales projections have gone to hell. You have no idea how to navigate the world of social media advertising as of late. The SOPs (Standard Operating Procedures) that you were SUPPOSED to complete are still hanging out in an empty folder on your Dropbox. The business is in dire need of an infusion of cash...a week ago. You are in a state of pissosity based on the fact that you don't know what you don't know. So...

STOP!

Consider that instead of yet another business conference where you relearn the same "secrets to motivation" or audiobook that goes to your trunk to die or an overpriced mastermind group where your guru never shows, maybe, just maybe, you should take your orgasm AND trepgasm into your own hand while someone else holds the other. For a new possibility visit www.entrepreneurplaybook.co today.

Dreams & Blessings,

Asa Leveaux

Founder

Genius Academy™

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